Unclaimed Prompts


 * "You've ordered six jars of peanut butter, and three pounds of raw meat in the past week — are you hiding dogs, or are you at a low point in your life? I'm concerned."
 * “We take a dance class together and our next routine calls for partnerwork, and we got put togeth-STop standing on my foot!”


 * "We live in adjacent apartments and our bedrooms are on opposite sides of a very thin wall, and one night I heard you crying and talked to you through the wall,"


 * "I've no idea how to work this washing machine, can you help me?"
 * Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mate's skin as well.


 * "I went over to your room because you were blasting music to find you lying in a pile of pillows sobbing and listening to some love song and now I don't know what to do."


 * “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”


 * "You’re that motherfucker who spilled coffee all over me and almost made me miss my plane in the cafeteria and now we’re stuck beside each other for this 11 hour flight."


 * "How many times do I have to tell you, I’m not giving you a discount on your coffee if you kiss me. Okay, the kiss wouldn’t be bad but I’m not getting fired to get you 20% off a fucking mocha latte."


 * Imagine your OTP seeing each other again after years of being apart. Imagine them whispering each other's names in shock, not believing the love of their life is standing in front of them after so long. Imagine them running towards each other with tears in their eyes, embracing each other almost painfully desperate to touch each other after years of loneliness and only dreaming about the way it felt to hold them again. They squeeze each other like pythons and don't ever want to let go. They cry and they laugh and only pull back to choke out, "I've missed you so much," only to kiss each other with so much eagerness and passion and desperation because god, they're here and they're in my arms and I never want to lose them ever again.
 * “So we've never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we're showering at the same time and we sing duets.”
 * "We both like walking in the park at night and I think you're a stalker so I accidentally attack you and give you a black eye, sorry."
 * "We pulled an allnighter trying to play monopoly and I think I may have confessed some weird shit"
 * “I totally hate you, but I’m here to save you anyway. Stop reading into it.” AU


 * “I’m not stalking you, exactly, it’s just that you accidently put my notebook into your bag and I’m waiting for a good moment to steal it back before you see the doodles I did of you in it.” AU


 * “I recently found out that my cat has been treating your flat as a second home so first of all I apologize, and second of all, can I have him back please” AU


 * “You’re my new cellmate and you just offered to help me break out but only if I’ll sing ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical with you” AU


 * “People faint when my emotions run high I hate this power do you know how many times I’ve tried to explain this” AU


 * “I need a hair dryer, a fork, and a little bit of glue” AU


 * “Alright, so let me get this straight; You’ve been locked down here for what?...Two weeks?! And you never yelled for help? Not even once?!” AU


 * You and your best friend have very potent regeneration and spend many of your days trying to kill each other in more and more ludicrous and unexpected ways for fun.