Writing Prompts

Seb/River

 * Pirate!Seb/River AU: Elias actually comes to town not long after Seb's dad dies and he takes in his sister and kids in after all that messiness. They end up moving out by the sea and living with Elias who actually works as a fence, often in contact with pirates and whoever else needs to move hot items. Seb ends up growing up in his shop, and somewhere along the line he ends up meeting an incredibly attractive pirate who rises up to captain status. Years go by and the pirate reappears to pull Seb into the adventure of his life.
 * Seb/River: AU where River goes to a coffee shop every morning. Someone has been leaving flirty messages on the cup but he doesn't know who. A few days later he's surprised to discover its the barista with a constant scowl on his face. Romance ensues.
 * Seb/River: AU where River's the Slytherin with a love-hate relationship with the gruff Sebastian (transfer student from Durmstrang, sorted into Gryffindor) and they revel in getting one over the other in anything, until they end up making out after a Quidditch game and get very flustered about it (even though their friends have shipped it since day one when River poured a plate of spaghetti over Sebastian's head after an argument
 * Seb/River: In a universe where soulmates can communicate by writing on their arms, Sebastian accidentally writes down a raunchy lyric from a song he likes which appears during an important event that River must attend. River seeks revenge the next day when Sebastian has a meeting at work. It becomes a war of explicits from that point onward until they day they finally meet each other where they fight before ending up making out with plans to meet again soon.
 * In addition soulmates hear the same music that each other is listening to. More insanity ensures including death metal at 3 am, cute bus meetups, and Italian celebrity soulmates.
 * Seb/River: River and Sebastian know each other through mutual friends, but they strongly dislike each other nonetheless. However, when River's in danger of being deported back to Costa Rica because of a soon-expiring VISA, he panics and tells the government that he's engaged to Sebastian, and even though Sebastian's furious when he finds out, he can't do anything but go along with it because otherwise he'd get River arrested and even Sebastian's not that cruel.
 * Seb/River: AU where Inari forces Seb to sign up for Tinder/Grindr and he matches with River, but their first date ends up going horribly and ends with both of them in a holding cell at the police station.
 * Seb/River: AU where River gets a very grumpy cat and one day comes home to find a naked man sitting on their couch. Turns out the man is their immortal boyfriend cursed with the form of a cat and they're a reincarnated witch. Seb wants them to break the curse so he can finally move on.
 * Seb/River: AU where Seb and River aren't actually soulmates, but because they're stubborn AF, they're determined to make it work either way.
 * Pirate!Seb/River: AU with Seb and River starting out on the same ship back in the day. River always thought Seb hated them because of how cold he was, but secretly Seb had a crush on them and no idea what to do about it because teenager and River had Nicolas. Drama ensues when Inari decides to try and help a brother out.
 * Bonus: "Dude why did that siren take on my image to try and seduce you, is there something you wanna tell me?"
 * Seb/River: AU where River and Sebastian meet in the summer of '69, and have a whirlwind summer of love together before they part to go back to their lives in the autumn. However, unbeknownst to either of them, Sebastian's father's firm is the new rival to River's father's, which they then discover much to their dismay.
 * Seb/River: AU where River and Seb are the heirs to two massive media empires. Thus in order to make a big merger between these tycoon companies, the two of them are forced into an arranged marriage together. Only problem is? They hate each other.
 * Seb/River Love, Simon AU: In highschool, River starts exploring their sexuality again and is drawn to an art piece in the school blog where another student anonymously admits to being gay. Seeing an opportunity to connect, they email this “Bluegreen118” under the pseudonym "Liquid." Over time, they fall in love online, until a school bully outs River after getting ahold of the emails and spreading them all over campus. Blue disappears, too afraid of being outed alongside River. College rolls around and they start dating an old friend from high school, Inari. She invites them to her adopted family home for Thanksgiving break where River comes face to face with her brother, Sebastian, who as it turns out is Blue, still hidden deep in the closet.
 * Seb/River: AU where Seb's a boxer who's forced to take his next door neighbour Leena to her yoga class, where he meets the distractingly attractive River who happens to be the teacher. Cue all the stretching and bending over, which ends in Sebastian being very, very turned on by the end. Yoga suddenly became a lot more interesting.
 * Seb/River Demon AU: Super stressed out college student!Seb sitting in the library late at night drawing random symbols from an occult book sitting open on a table while attempting to cram for a philosophy midterm the next day. He's just trying to give his overworked brain a break when boom--gorgeous demon pops out and offers him all his wildest dreams. You know sleep and sex. Student!Seb has low standards.Included:
 * AU where Sebastian's stressed out by exams, so he's basically living in the university library, and is he going crazy, or was that hot cup of tea there before? It might be that hot librarian who's ridiculously tall, and whose ass keeps distracting Seb when they're up on ladders to reshelve books.
 * Seb/River: AU where Seb's been dragged to a basketball game by Jasso, but the Jumbotron picks them up for a Kiss Cam. Sebastian's like a deer caught in headlights, until the person next to him take the initiative and kisses him instead. This is how Sebastian meets River Perez.
 * Seb/River: AU where River's a ghost who haunts Seb's apartment, but is just fascinated with modern technology, so all they do is flick the lights on and off and turns on all the devices/appliances. It's cute and all, but Seb's paycheck isn't enough to cover the electric bills, so can River just fucking stop?
 * Seb/River Time Travel AU: Something goes wrong with the universe, and sends modern!River back in time to land smack on the deck of the Retribution, OR pirate!Seb is sent into the future, and plopped down into the tattoo parlour. Either way, they're very confused, even more so when the question comes up: Is it really cheating, if you're just sleeping with your partner's past/future life?
 * Seb/River Single Parent AU: AU where River and Seb date as teenagers, but then end up separated by Seb's family moving them back to Finland. Skip to years later, when he's back living in America again with his daughter as a single dad. Kaisa comes home from school one day, gushing about her new friend, so of course Seb has to meet this kid and their parent. Turns out the kid's actually River's son. Cue the stunned looks across the room, accompanied by serious attraction.
 * Seb/River: "I'm a bartender and I have to cut you off after a certain amount because you're drinking to forget your ex and I end up calling you a cab.” In which bartender!River has to watch Seb’s painful relationship with Mikael play out until Seb is an absolute mess in need of someone to make all that pain go away. Also the first met when River worked part-time as a stripper when Seb has just come out.
 * Seb/River: AU where Seb and Inari are hanging out, ordering pizza, and Inari goes to answer the door to see the delivery person (aka River) who flirts with her. Seb goes out to see, and River's suddenly faced with too many hot people at once. Being pan sucks when there's so many hot people.
 * Seb/River Color Sharing AU: where you share colors with your soul mate by touching. Each person can see a certain range of colors usually one part of the color spectrum like warm or cool colors. Seb is one of the rare cases where he is unable to see any color but he still works as a tattoo artist. He uses the grey scale and some comments from others around him to make incredible art that he himself is mostly unable to appreciate. Then one day he meets River who has the rare ability to see all the colors. They come to get an appointment with Seb for a tattoo and everything's fairly normal until the time for the appointment comes and Seb touches River's skin only to have all the colors in the world suddenly explode before him.
 * Seb/River: AU where River ends up being stood up by someone at a restaurant where Seb is having dinner with Inari and co. He gets distracted by the stranger sitting alone and realizes their situation. Just as River gets fed up with waiting, Seb decides to take the leap and drops down in the chair across from them, offering to have dinner with them and pay. It becomes their first date. Also single dad on the prowl.
 * Alternate Supernatural AU Seb/River: where River's a selkie, Seb unwittingly gives them back their coat, and finds out the next day they're basically married to said selkie.
 * Seb and River: AU where Seb loses all three of his siblings in IKEA and enlists River's help to find them all.
 * Seb/River: Switched luggage AU - Seb and Inari, River and Chris ended up scrambling their luggage after long flights back into the country. The only one who remembered to tag their luggage was Inari, leading to an afternoon trip to exchange the bags.
 * Seb/River Highschool AU: “My friend bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn’t walk up to a random underclassman and ask them to senior prom and I’m about the be 20 dollars richer and, no, that doesn’t invalidate the question, you’re actually really cute” AU. In which River is also Seb’s Spanish tutor with a longtime crush on him.
 * Seb/River: In which River gets super invested in this novel about a newly outed gay man (in a story along the lines of Simon Vs.). River, coming from the 23rd century, finds a way into the world of the book determined to keep him from suffering so much hardship and in their quests finds themself falling for Seb. And it seems the feelings are mutual. When they decide to take Seb out of the world of the book, things get complicated.
 * Seb/River: Soulmate black stain AU in which Seb's a volunteer at the local hospital (Jasso signed up thinking he'd hook up with hot nurses and surgeons, and dragged Seb along with him), and he's bored out of his head until he meets River, who's in quarantine for some weird foreign disease they may or may not have picked up on holiday. They're actually okay, but have to be in quarantine for some time just in case it's harmful. It's just really freaking boring.....until the really hot volunteer appears, and befriends them. Suddenly quarantine got much more interesting. Over the course of the quarantine, they talk back and forth through the window to River's room, and fall for each other. When River's finally released, they're finally able to hang out properly but because Seb's a gruff, awkward bean when it comes to these things, he offers to braid River's hair because it hasn't been done in ages. That's when soulmate colour happens, and it's wonderful.
 * Seb/River: AU where all our main couples go on the show First Dates together — that would be so cute! Especially if single-father!Seb and Kaisa end up doing the show together, and while Seb's meeting River, Kaisa's across the room with Pietro, and Seb spends half the night sneaking glares across the room at the poor Italian boy with his daughter.
 * Seb/River: AU in which River meets a drunken Seb at the club and for some reason (break up or other life trauma) decides it would be a good idea to accompany the crazy hot guy on his quest to catch a random flight to Greece because, and they quote, "Why the fuck not Greece?"
 * Seb/River: AU where Seb and Chris meet in the principal’s office and sort of hit it off. After a few hangouts they decided to get together with their best friends, leading to an unintentional double blind date as the couples start to hit it off with each other.
 * Seb/River: Seb's been blessed/cursed with immortality, and for centuries, he's fallen in love with River in different incarnations, only to have them die just as they're starting to find happiness together. Fast forward a few decades/centuries each time, and Seb finds another reincarnation of River, only for the cycle to repeat again. By the time it gets to modern day, he's decided to not pursue River this time around, for the sake of his own heart. But dammit why do they have to be so gorgeous and irresistable?
 * Seb/River Orange is The New Black AU: where River ends up in prison for a drug ring they used to be a part of years ago (before they came out as trans) but when they get to the prison, they come face to face with their ex-boyfriend from said drug ring - Seb. They have to fight to survive in a very homophobic and transphobic place, as well as their feelings for Seb, and Seb struggles with his ex's new gender expression as well as seeing them again after all this time.
 * Seb/River: Seb and Inari end up as Chris and River’s FBI agents and go for weeks before they realize their people know each other. Chris and River are constantly Googling things for the other to help (because besties) but the searches lead Seb to believe that River is constantly being tricked into everything, including cults and gangs, while Inari is concerned that Chris is having issues with deteriorating mental health. When they both contact them and finally figure out what's going on, our FBI agents start a joint effort to keep these two adorable dummies safe and on the road to happiness, even if it costs them both their jobs.
 * Seb/River: The Chief of Police!Seb is married to a Mob Boss!River and they keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this one…”

“So how was your day at work?”

“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”


 * Seb/River (brief Seb/Nicolas): Seb starts university, and quickly becomes smitten with his handsome, older Spanish professor, Nícolas Mendoza. For several months, he's crushing hard on Nícolas, until at a faculty-student mixer, Seb's introduced to Nícolas' much younger partner and his head's absolutely turned by River. When River finds out that Seb's having trouble in class, they offer to help him out, and romance ensues during their late-night tutoring sessions in the library.
 * Seb/River Superhero!AU - Inari and River as friends before one became a superhero and the other a supervillain. They decide to start a war of annoyance rather than the usual angst that comes with those kinds of relationships culminating in them both kidnapping each other's roommates. Romantic shenanigans ensue as both of them realize they don't really want to give the roommates back.
 * Seb/River Blogging AU - River and Seb are both well-known bloggers in the internet-sphere — Seb's an art blogger, and his caustic reviews of art pieces are well-read, whereas River's a popular sex blogger who writes about sex-positivity and the LGBTQ+ community, and safe sex within that. Little do either of them know, that they're both huge fans of the other's writing. Then they both get invited to a blogging event somewhere tropic, and River accidentally bumps into Sebastian on their way out of a toilet stall. xD

Bonus: Chris takes the photos for River's blog, and ends up excitedly chattering to Seb about his art posts, and totally cockblocking River from hooking up with the hot guy they've been following for months.


 * Seb/River Boarding School AU - Seb is the most carded football player in the history of their school and River is the overly flirty cheerleader with as the team manager Inari and Chris as the mascot. Included prompts:
 * “I wasn’t trying to steal your car I’m just really tired and on the wrong street and tried to unlock the wrong car and I’m so sorry for waking you up (but hey at least the alarm works)”
 * “No I do not want to play football at 3 in the… never mind you look very nice without a shirt."
 * "I'm painting my roommate's room with her and you live across the hall and I kind of tripped and spilled a bucket of glitter on you but hey, the look suits you."
 * Seb/River Coffee Shop AU - where River goes in to one of their favorite coffee shops only to find the cute barista remembers their overly complicated hot chocolate order without them having to say a thing. The weird thing? They haven't gone there in nearly two years.
 * Seb/River: Seb suffers from insomnia. Upon failing to sleep for yet another night, he enters the kitchen at 2am to make himself chamomile tea/hot milk/Ovaltine. River is a complete stranger, bleeding from a head wound and dressed in all black, sitting on Seb's kitchen floor and eating Nutella from the jar. It isn’t his Nutella. Seb doesn’t eat Nutella. It is, however, his kitchen and his teaspoon.
 * Seb/River Camp AU - "Oh so you're the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about" - in which Seb arrives at a summer camp to pick up his sisters only to meet River, the camp counselor that Taika's been raving about, and hot damn are they attractive. Did they mention needing someone to step in as the picture taker for a week?
 * Seb/River Ghost AU - it's River and Seb in the afterlife, dealing with dead people shit
 * River being incredibly bored by the afterlife and instead makes it their mission to play matchmaker with Inari and Chris. Not so subtly pushing Chris over a step so he bumps Inari, locking the car doors on them so they're stuck together, and somehow hanging about a million sprigs of mistletoe around the house come Christmas. This drives Inari nuts.
 * Seb creeping into Kaisa's room at night and just watching her sleep with the softest smile on his face. River comes in after a bit and wraps their arms around his ghostly form as they watch their daughter together. At least she has life to live.
 * Teenage Kaisa bringing her first boyfriend home to meet täti and tío, and ends up having to make explanations when her ghostly parents end up scaring him so much he bolts. xD "Come on, Isa! Was it really necessary to write on the wall with ketchup?!"
 * Inari eventually gets Kaisa a huge whiteboard for her room so that she can talk with them without having to clean shit off her mirror every other day.
 * Inari and Chris making habit to "sit down" with their friends for coffee on occasion and chat so much as they're able. She, of course, makes the first conversation about sex in the afterlife because she's curious and if anyone knows, it's those two. xP
 * Any child attempting to mess with Kaisa--any child--ends up having the absolute worst day after that.
 * Seb/River Band AU - Married couple Inari and Chris (because why not switch it up?), and their childhood friend Seb form a band together and tour the States in a tiny minivan attempting to make it big. When their lead singer — Jasso — flakes out and quits, they're at a loss for what to do. That is, until Chris bumps into an old friend from music camp when they were like ten, aka River, and invites them to 'audition' for lead singer. Seb's instantly attracted to this hot as hell human, and when they're on the road together in this tiny minivan, sparks fly.
 * Seb/River Siren AU - In a time around the pirate years, siren!River and co.--or just them depending on how we want to play it--lure a ship into some rocks for whatever reason, where River then finds Seb clinging to some of the wreckage. They find after digging through his head he's actually attracted to their natural appearance and decide to get him to land rather than letting him drown. Que a love affair as Seb recovers on the deserted island where the sirens live, trying to figure out if he actually wants to escape or not.
 * Seb/River (Kaisa/Pietro) Supernatural AU - Modern supernatural AU where siren!River is actually the sort of adopted uncle of siren!Pietro who is in desperate need of a good role model in his life. They take him under their wing and teach him how to be an upstanding siren rather than a potential dirtbag with the power to control everyone. This is shortly before he runs into Kaisa and finds himself falling for her. River decides to help him get a date with the pretty girl the "normal" way only to spy her attractive, single dad…
 * Seb/River - River runs a bookstore/library, and a deeply closeted Seb tries to buck up the courage to get a gay book while continuously blushing at the constant flirting from the very obviously queer owner.
 * Seb/River - Wedding planner!Seb and funeral director!River dated in college, but broke up because of some issue, and it's only when River's best friend is getting married that they get thrown back into each other's lives, because it happens that Chris' bride-to-be is actually Seb's best friend and housemate.
 * By the wedding weekend, that air is thick with sexual tension until like half an hour before the wedding both go missing. Inari hears about it, rolls her eyes, and tells Leena to go search the nearby closests until she finds one that's making noise. xD Girl fully supports her friends getting back together but they need to wait until after the big ceremony is over. xD It sounds cute though. River and Seb having to interact after a long absence. River wants to be friendly and casual--because they're how they handle their exes--while Seb wants to keep them at a distance/cut out of his life--because that's how he handles his exes.
 * Seb/River - After a suicide attempt, Valto sends Seb to an institution as a sort of rehab, and he gets assigned a therapist (River, naturally) who ends up helping him to work out those issues alongside accidentally falling for him. Bonus points if Seb sees Chris picking River up after their shift, and assumes they're dating from how touchy-feely they are, which makes for a grumpy Seb.
 * Seb/River - On a camping trip with Sanna, Seb accidentally slips into the snow swollen river, and since they never find anything, the authorities have to assume the body just made it to the ocean or really far downstream without them finding it. In reality, he washes up on shore and has to try to piece a life back together without even knowing his name. Only thing is that he has one image in his mind of a bar out there somewhere so he starts wandering the country trying to find it and hopefully a few clues. Then said clues tackle him when he walks in the front door.
 * Seb/River -“You work as a Santa’s helper at the mall and I’m here with my little siblings who started attacking Santa and now we both have to wrestle them off but holy fuck you’re actually hot” AU in which Taika got a little vigorous with Santa, and it turns out the Santa's helper is that really hot person from school that Seb's been lowkey crushing on for about three years now. Made even better when Inari's present, and cracks out ALL the Christmassy innuendos
 * Seb/River: Seb the art professor hires River to be the live model for the class. Later that night in a club, they accidently makeout and almost go home together, until Seb realises who they are and bolts. The next morning he has to stand there awkwardly while River strips off for the class to draw them. So much sexual tension and none of it’s coming from the students.
 * Seb/River - Years after a painful and messy break up with River, Seb gets into a bad place and meets a genie on a bridge where he intends to jump. The genie gives him the option to give up his sexuality and all the problems with it, and become straight, but words it so that Seb actually just loses all ability to feel emotion of any kind: no love, no pain, no preference. Only thing the genie didn't take into account — that River is Sebastian's true soulmate. Sebastian enters this new reality where he's straight, but ends up meeting River all over again, and all that feeling swells back with a smack - the love, the agonising pain, all that fun stuff.
 * Seb/Spy!River: Late one night, ex-Army nurse Seb walks in to find his partner of several years, River, sitting in their kitchen bleeding while eating out of a jar of Nutella. Turns out they’re a spy and on a dangerous mission that’s going to take them globe trekking. Seb isn’t about to let his partner go alone, PTSD be damned. Only good things can come from this impromptu to trip. Also spy!Chris.
 * Seb/River: Seb and River are both socialites, rich and famous and living it up in New York, but they're rivals — for the title of sluttiest in New York. Neither one can stand to lose to the other, so every morning, the tabloids are filled with photos of both of them with various flings. This all comes to a head when River seduces Seb's ex from high school, infuriating Seb to the point where he storms over to their penthouse to confront them about how much of a dick they are.
 * Working Class!Seb/Rich!River: River spies a hardworking Seb who’s struggling to get by and is determined to make him their boyfriend. Seb misinterprets their efforts as trying to make him a sugarbaby and he ain’t having none of that.
 * Medieval!Seb/River: Seb as a king who grows up knowing River and their struggles with their gender identity and the shit their father's put them through. Wanting to give his friend a safe haven, Seb proposes that River comes in as his concubine because no one can tell him no and River jumps because that means no one can tell them no. Then as the two of them settle into their roles, it doesn't take long for feelings to come a calling. Meanwhile, Inari is being forced to marry Seb, but her heart lies with Chris, her decided not-royal lover.
 * Seb/River: In a world where Seb and River have swapped exes, Seb finds himself back on the prowl after he and Nicolas agree to go their separate ways. After some Tinder prowling, he’s on a date with the hottest person he’s ever met who happens to be more than a little cynical after getting out of a long, manipulative relationship with the bastard known as Mikael. It’s up to Seb to find that spark of joy that remains in River and prove to them that there happy endings still exist.

Inari/Chris

 * Inari/Chris: AU where Chris is an ice hockey player, and Inari's a figure skater, and after a scheduling error, Inari ends up accidentally having the same rink slot as Chris who has also booked it for some solo practice. After a while of awkwardness, they eventually get into challenging each other to their respective sports, and end out the day laughing at each other and themselves.
 * Inari/Chris: “I left you alone for five minutes and you were nowhere to be found and now it’s hours later and I’m getting frantic phone calls from you and you’re saying you accidentally joined a cult?? You clueless MELON I’m coming to get you right now but holy hell I’m never trusting you by yourself ever again”
 * Inari/Chris: “I know it was my fault but the landlord’s going to make me pay for it and I can’t afford it right now, can you live with a broken window for a few weeks? No? Okay, just come and live with me for a bit then” AU in which the dynamic duos end up sharing an apartment and hook-ups ensue.
 * Inari/Chris: AU where Chris and Inari are both stuck in the uni common room while their roommates are having "personal" time together.
 * Inari/Chris: AU where Seb and Chris meet in the principal’s office and sort of hit it off. After a few hangouts they decided to get together with their best friends, leading to an unintentional double blind date as the couples start to hit it off with each other.
 * Inari/Chris: In which Chris is hired by Inari's mom, while they're all still in highschool, to paint a little seaside house she buys up north for the summer. She agrees to pay him some and let him stay there for a few weeks in exchange for his services. A week or so into the work is when he first meets Inari who goes up there to hangout. They get to know each other a bit and agree to have a bonfire one night with all their friends (conveniently single friends). Thus its a weekend of high school love for all the group.
 * Inari/Chris: Seb and Inari end up as their agents and go for weeks before they realize their people know each other. Chris and River are constantly Googling things for the other to help (because besties) but the searches lead Seb to believe that River is constantly being tricked into everything, including cults and gangs, while Inari is concerned that Chris is having issues with deteriorating mental health. When they both contact them and finally figure out what's going on, our FBI agents start a joint effort to keep these two adorable dummies safe and on the road to happiness, even if it costs them both their jobs.
 * Inari/Chris Assassin AU: Assassin!Inari--friends with assassin!River--is sent to kiss prince!Chris--longtime friend of River’s--for reasons unknown to her. She finds out he’s a perfectly nice individual trying to save his country from financial ruin. She suggests an alternative to avoid killing the man she frankly has found herself growing attached to. It becomes an elaborate scheme to fake Chris' death so that his sister gets the insurance money. They’re discovered and Inari tries to fake both of their deaths to get away but fails when bartender!Seb is threatened. Thus the whole gang goes on the run from assassin lords.
 * Inari/Chris Superhero!AU: Inari and River as friends before one became a superhero and the other a supervillain. They decide to start a war of annoyance rather than the usual angst that comes with those kinds of relationships culminating in them both kidnapping each other's roommates. Romantic shenanigans ensue as both of them realize they don't really want to give the roommates back.
 * Inari/Chris HS AU- where Inari is in a silent battle with Chris over who can dress in the worst bad hipster outfit and Chris is entirely oblivious. After a horrible misunderstanding, he’s invited to hangout with her and the PDA couple.
 * Inari/Chris - AU in which Chris is making an attempt to learn Finnish so he can get on with his best friend's boyfriend, but overhears Seb and Inari chatting at the coffee shop he's currently working and hears some things he probably wasn't meant to overhear, such as how good his ass looks in those jeans (from both Finns actually, which makes him very flattered)
 * Inari/Chris - Inari and Chris meeting for the first time when Alyssa hires Chris to walk her dog. Inari confronts him, only to be incredibly embarrassed because she totally called the police and made it into a whole thing. An apology coffee date follows.
 * Inari/Chris - He's a photographer, who's always on the lookout for something special. He eventually finds that in the beautiful blonde who hangs around the local coffee shop with her best friend. Only problem? He's an awkward bean and can't bring himself to approach her. This results in him taking a bunch of amazingly artistic photos of her, which end up attracting the attention of some gallery owner, who insists Chris do a gallery show. Inari's naturally pissed when she finds out some creep's been taking photos of her and profiting, until she meets Chris, and realises he's just a hopeless mess of a human being. As an apology, Chris offers to take her out to his family house in Almeria, and romance ensues (for more than just them, because Inari had to bring her bestie along with her, and Chris begged his bestie River to come save him from himself).
 * Inari/Chris - One of River’s latest hookups leaves his phone in their apartment and Chris takes it upon himself to locate the owner only to end up talking to his awesome second mother, Fiona. After an amazing conversation, Chris ends up going to deliver the phone to her, only to meet her absolutely gorgeous daughter.

Alexa/Laurent

 * Alexa/Laurent: AU where Med student Alexa's doing the whole backpacking-through-Europe thing on her gap year, and when she reaches Lyon, she has the misfortune to get mugged before she's even left the train station. However, she's saved by a handsome, blond Frenchman. He offers to let her stay with him for the duration of her stay, and over the three days she's in Lyon, the two fall head over heels for each other. On the day she's due to leave, he decides on a whim to go with her, and accompanies her on her trip right through to Athens — romantic, Greek holiday.
 * Alexa/Laurent: AU where Alexa owns a flower shop, and Laurent's smitten, so despite his low tolerance for pollen, he finds any excuse to stop by her shop, even though he spends most of the time sneezing violently.
 * Alexa/Laurent: AU Getting stuck together with a stranger at the top of a Ferris wheel. Laurent tries play cool for the pretty girl but ends up freaking out because he's afraid of heights.
 * Alexa/Laurent: “I cut my finger too deep while cooking but I don’t want to go to the hospital and you’re the medical student who lives in the apartment across from mine; why can’t you stitch it up?” AU
 * Alexa/Laurent Beauty and the Beast AU - Laurent as a young prince who ended up in the throne after a tragic event killed his parents and brothers, suddenly thrusting a load of power on him just as an evil enchantress shows up to ruin his life. Thus the castle and its staff (because Colette would be petty enough to curse the lot for nothing more than trying to get between her and Laurent) all end up trapped in a curse she thinks is doomed to failure until a beautiful girl shows up at the castle, the first person possibly capable of saving them all just as time is running out. Probably drop the captivity element because Laurent is more a victim than someone in need of a lesson, ashamed of what's become of him and convinced it's all his fault because he never listened to his friends' warnings. (Beauty!Alexa, Beast!Laurent, Enchantress!Colette, Mrs Potts!Margaretta, Chip!Chris, Lumiere!River, Cogsworth!Seb (95% less sycophant, 150% more bitterness), Wardrobe!Inari)
 * Alexa/Laurent: Laurent suddenly grows wings and is afraid that Alexa won’t love him anymore if she sees them, so he tries to bind them and cover them up. He ends up hurting one of his wings while doing this. She sees the blood seeping through his shirt, he explains and is relieved when she accepts him and tends to his injury.
 * Alexa/Laurent: In which spirit!Alexa accidentally possesses Laurent, but she's totally friendly and sweet, so whenever she becomes the dominant consciousness for a time, she writes out a letter apologising very nicely about the whole possessing thing, and Laurent just thinks it's the cutest thing. This begins a whole thing, where they fall in love even though they're technically sharing a body.
 * Alexa/Laurent  - “We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we're the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back” - in which Alexa meets an adorable chef in her biking class and ends up spending all their rides with him in the back of the group just so they can keep talking. Turns out he's only so slow because he can't focus on biking with a pretty girl next to him.
 * Alexa/Laurent Soulmate AU: Everyone is born with a clock in their wrist that counts down to the day that they will meet their soulmate. Alexa spends years obsessing over hers until the day it’s meant to countdown all the way and she steps out into traffic.

Alyssa/Jasso

 * Jasso/Alyssa - The AU where the first words your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your arm, and Jasso's arm has always read, "So...your place or mine?"" Then when he eventually meets the gorgeous Alyssa, and she's just as opposed to the whole monogamous soulmate concept as he is.
 * Jasso/Alyssa - “Yes I’m a talking cat. I used to be a witch. Get over it.” AU. — in which Witch!Alyssa finds a stray cat which happens to be Witch!Jasso, and she searches for a way to bring him back to human form, while falling in love with him in the process.

Kaisa/Pietro

 * Kaisa/Pietro: AU where Kaisa is a bartender at one of the clubs that Pietro performs at. Suddenly he's getting drinks from an unnamed benefactor and is it his imagination or did that spunky bartender just smile at him?
 * Kaisa/Pietro: “Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on my way to the cemetery, but today you've caught me and have demanded to come with me to make sure the “girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft” and I'm trying to figure out how to break it to you that we're on our way to a graveyard”
 * Kaisa/Pietro: AU where Kaisa ventures out into the world to track down her birth parents, and instead of finding them, she runs into a total sweetheart of a guitar player otherwise known as Pietro :) He offers to accompany her, and they travel across the country together, falling in love in the process.
 * Kaisa/Pietro: "I got stuck in a corn maze after dark and found a boy just as lost" - Kaisa get herself lost in a maze after her friends went to go and get hot drinks, leading to her meeting an equally bewildered and alone Pietro.
 * Kaisa/Pietro: AU in which people age until age 18 and then stop until they meet their soulmates so they can grow old together. Pietro has lived for nearly two centuries and given up on finding love, using his music to find comfort all until the day he meets Kaisa.
 * Kaisa/Pietro - Modern supernatural AU where siren!River is actually the sort of adopted uncle of siren!Pietro who is in desperate need of a good role model in his life. They take him under their wing and teach him how to be an upstanding siren rather than a potential dirtbag with the power to control everyone. This is shortly before he runs into Kaisa and finds himself falling for her. River decides to help him get a date with the pretty girl the "normal" way only to spy her attractive, single dad…
 * Kaisa/Pietro - Perez-Kijek family is visiting Finland for Christmas and Kaisa wants to get away from her lovey dovey parents for a little bit. She ends up running into Pietro who is also visiting town and really wants to go see all the Christmas stuff because he's never been anywhere with snow or so many Christmas decorations.
 * Kaisa/Pietro - Kaisa runs into Pietro performing Christmas songs on the street for charity. She makes a request for a Spanish song and Pietro surprises her when he actually performs it.
 * Christmas AU - "Your mom is coming over for Christmas and I’m trying my best to impress her but now the Christmas cookies are on fire and you’re tipsy from the eggnog I made for later” - aka Pietro's disastrous attempt to impress River and Seb the first Christmas after he and Kaisa start dating.

Raphael/Selene

 * Selene/Raphael: AU where Raphael owns a flower ship, and one day, Selene storms in, slaps 20 bucks down onto the counter, and says, "How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flowers?"
 * Selene/Raphael - “I wanted to bake gingerbread cookies BUT YOU KEEP CHANGING MY GINGERBREAD MEN INTO PENISES” AU - where Selene has too much fun messing with her boyfriend (until he starts actually crying and she feels terrible).
 * Selene/Raphael - Selene and Raphael go shopping together for Christmas then end up having to extend their mall adventure for a few hours when their car breaks down and they have to wait for a mechanic.
 * Selene/Raphael - AU where Selene and Raphael make way too many cookies for Christmas…
 * Selene/Raphael - Selene struggles with migraines as a child. Alexa does a stint as a school nurse and her nervous boy makes a habit of hiding in the nurse's office with her. Selene is very confused by the kid, but then starts getting to know him day by day.

Pietro/Raphael
Pietro/Raphael AU: "I carried you back to the dorms three months ago when you passed out at a party. You don’t remember me, but you confessed your love and I think I might have fallen for you." With less falling and more friending.

Aleski/Archie

 * Archie/Aleski: “We’re meant to be having a relaxing holiday and we were staying in this hotel and somehow you managed to piss off some affluent crime lord so now we have hordes of people who want our heads and I swear to god if we survive this I’m killing you right away afterwards." Xio, Archie and Aleski on a summer trip to Italy after high school (their first big holiday away from their parents), and end up on the run from the Mafia.
 * Archie/Aleski: “The last thing he expected was a blackout while taking the elevator. It got weirder when a stranger opened up a hidden hatch in the elevator, and dropped in. ‘Hello,’ he greeted, as if it happened every day. ‘Would you care for a mint?’” In which Aleski meets Archie for the first time as an adult working as a spy. Something goes wrong shortly and Archie ends agreeing to hide his new friend in his apartment until the heat dies down.
 * Archie/Aleski: Someone gave me a fake phone number and it's actually yours - in which Archie is given a fake phone number by a guy trying to ditch him and it ends up belonging to the insane ball of energy that is Aleski who is totally down for hanging out with the person he's never met before on a random Saturday.
 * Archie/Aleski Witch AU: I’m still a witch in training so please forgive me for accidentally giving your cat the ability to speak and turning all your clothes a shade of yellow — in which Teenaged Archie and Aleski are neighbours but Aleski's a male witch who isn't very good at magic (sort of like his dad xD). Archie is incredibly endeared by this guy so he doesn't mind.
 * Archie/Aleski - I’m out Christmas shopping and you are the cashier at this store and the person in front of me in line is giving you a hard time AU - where Aleski has to rescue a very distressed Archie from being bullied by the mean customer.

Crackships
Jasso/Alexa: "We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall and into your living room, I'm really sorry, and oh my god you're naked," In which Jasso accidentally knocks a hole in the wall when trying to put up a shelf - bless him, he tries but can never do DIY right - and knocks a hole through to Alexa's bathroom where suddenly he's faced with this adorable little pixie of a woman who's...naked. Bonus points if Oriel's also present when this happens.